the stupid things that make kids kids....

The things I used to post to FB so I wouldn't forget them and because lots of my friends there know/knew Marcus and find his actions or words funny...

So today we were driving home from town and Marcus was in one of those moods where if he had a sibling he would be antagonising them till a scrap happened, except without a sibling it happens with me, which is silly cause his ego desperately wants to win but heck I'm an adult and craftier than him by far, so he always gets the twack around the head as we're driving and he really can't retaliate like he really wants too cause I'm his bloody mother AND I'm driving, you just feel his frustration as times LOL.

He had lost this particular round in the battle and had tucked his head under my arm so I couldn't twack him easily at which point I was closed my arm on the top of his head and told him to sniff my pit LMAO, it was just too easy!

When I let him go to a  "I hate you mumma" (which I hear often!) he said "I'm going to put my head out the window" which he did and then he promptly let rip with an almighty spit!!!!!  Except the dork was still looking straight ahead BWAHAHAHAHAHA  nek minit.... he pulls his head straight back in and wipes a very impressive massive spit off his face with his sleeve looking rather sheepish with it.

Oh dear lord, I mustered up as much disdain as I could to save wetting myself and told him he was a right royal dickhead.... I allow the laughter as I'm typing this instead!!!  What a dork!

Funny as hell at times tho LMAO.

Used to love seeing the FB memories come up reminding me of equally stupid things he'd done that I'd shared that I had completely forgotten about!  Won't get any reminders now, all those wee gems gone!  Poof!